Let’s face it… Cat’s can be unintentionally hilarious! That’s why I gathered the top nine funny cat quotes and sayings for your amusement.
Just because this is a site about a very serious topic does NOT mean we can’t poke fun at some things, even our beloved feline friends!
Side note: I have a new kitten foster! Follow me on Instagram (or elsewhere) to see videos and pictures of the new girl I named Oreo! The links can be found in the right sidebar of my site!
Now, onto the quotes!
9 Funny Cat Quotes and Sayings
I love Garfield and I love the cartoonist’s quotes as well. They’re always great!
We all know that cat. I don’t have a god or goddess cat currently, as most of mine don’t even have dignity right now. But I bet you can name one this quote fits perfectly. Right?
Hmmm, this one probably goes along with the other quote, but it’s so dang true! Dogs do think we are their god. Cats think THEY are!
I haven’t tested this, but it’s likely true! Hee. Especially some of my crew!
Truth! Every single one of my furry monsters love the warmest spots, the softest blankets, and insist on sleeping wherever they feel like it. Including my dang laptop stand!
Been there, done that. My cats trained me, not the other way around! I’ve got them trained to follow me around the barns. That’s their choice, though. I didn’t try to train them!
Interestingly enough, this might be exactly why most cat lovers are women. This might also why I find men who love cats sexy as all get out. Because they obviously have taste and understanding to let a cat be a cat and do what she wants!
This one cracks me up. I did have a cat that was EXACTLY like this. She was evil incarnate and would literally exact vengeance for every single time you moved her off a counter. She attacked and ignored me for a whole month after I returned from a 10-day vacation. She was okay and being kitty-sat by a friend. But she was MAD. Spitting mad.
This quote makes me miss her all over again. I love you and miss you, Luna.
I picked this one to round us off with funny cat quotes and sayings because it fits those of us who care for cat colonies. Sometimes it DOES feel like they’re totally scamming us into feeding them and then they vanish, most too unsocialized to want love or attention in the form of physical affection.
But sometimes just one look in their eyes and you know their life has been hard and they depend on you for that food. They feel safe enough to come to eat from you daily.
They may not welcome touch, but they love us just as much.
Ferals are worth saving, too!
So I had to do a bonus section with a couple more funny cat quotes! I couldn’t help it, I had so much fun with this one!
This quote cracks me up. We know this is untrue and most of us find it adorable because we know they do this to mimic nursing from mom. It’s safety and affection and comforting to them.
However, some cats… you don’t know, right?
Don’t we WISH this were true? Maybe we should pass this rumor around, maybe more people will be open to adopting and caring for cats!
What a coincidence! Me too!
Do you have a favorite funny cat quote or saying you would like to share? Leave me a comment below!